Finally back and settling in from the trip to the Dominican Republic. Did I enjoy it? Yep. Would I ever go back? Not a chance. We'll start with the positive. The weather was beautiful. In Santo Domingo, it was warm and sunny every day, not terribly humid, and usually a nice breeze coming off the water. The people were friendly, and for the most part the food was very good. I didn't get to do as much sightseeing there as I would have liked as I tweaked my knee enough being Frogger crossing a busy street that I had to stay off it for the most part. We had a lovely dinner with one of our vendor reps at El Meson de la Cava -- gorgeous setting, and really outstanding food. We had a manchego and serrano ham starter and calamari. Then I had this wonderful cedar planked maple ginger glazed salmon; everyone else had steak and were similarly impressed. Service was very good and we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.
The hotel in Santo Domingo was decent -- good food, good room service, spacious and a comfortable bed with 6 pillows! Sunday night we were taken to the Castle de Colombe I think it was, and given a reception by some government official. The alcohol was plentiful, but the food was not, so several of us snuck out of the event and went to find food. Fortunately there was a Spanish restaurant on the other side of the square. While service was extremely slow, we had some great food. Spicy chorizo in apple cider vinegar, patatas bravas, and this absolutely delicious paella valenciana. Other people had meat dishes, which oddly enough all came with giant plates of french fries. I was quite pleased with our selection :)
Monday was when I hurt my knee, so I spent a lot of my time after that in the room finishing up the togas and toga accessories. I'm sure the housekeeping staff wondered what the hell I was doing, but no one asked :) Tuesday was El Meson de la Cava, and Wednesday was the last day of the conference in Santo Domingo. We checked out of the hotel and boarded the party bus to Punta Cana! It was the rebel bus for the folks who actually wanted to respect the end of the first conference before taking off on an unnecessary sightseeing trip to the second conference. We stopped at a little market along the way and loaded up on overpriced rum and overpriced snacks. I got some cocoa powder to bring back, and had my first kola champagne which they call merengue flavored soda. Yummy in any language. The trip through the interior was a lot of poverty, cattle, and sugar cane fields. Lots of trash on the sides of the road, but the same could be said for Jersey :) We made good time and got to the resort around 5:30pm. We checked in, and tried to find our room, and were introduced to the not quite so helpful staff. Finally we found our room, tried out the facilities and changed for dinner. This would be the only nice meal we had at the resort in Punta Cana. The welcome dinner was a buffet of some really nice island food interspersed with other items. The sancocho stew was excellent, as were the rice and peas, the spiced honeyed turkey and the papaya ham. We met up with Jordan and had dinner with a bunch of folks (a table of 9), and had a good time, including a moonlight stroll on the beach, and getting our feet wet in the water.
That night the problems began... it was very humid, and we could not get the air conditioning to actually adjust down low enough to sleep. Richard got some sleep but I was just tossing and turning. I noticed that the a/c vent was aimed more towards the little couch in the room, so I thought I'd go there to sleep. Bad move. I have contact allergy sensitivity to mold. Usually it's not a problem (and it's never a problem for antibiotics or anything), so when I laid down on the couch and smelled the whiff of mildew, I didn't think too much of it. A few minutes later, I noticed my legs were breaking out in hives and itching badly. Quick! To the medical kit and the spray on benedryl, yay! I hosed myself down with that, grumbled a lot and went back to the bed to sleep. Richard had to get up fairly early that morning, so I explained to him that I was going to sleep in, and I'd catch up with him later that day. I was just getting up around noon when Richard bursts through the door and says "I need swim trunks by 2pm!" Allllrighty honey! I packed my bathing suit, but he did not pack his trunks. I checked the hotel gift shop, but I was rather rudely informed that they had nothing more than medium swim trunks. On the way into the resort the day before, I noticed... a shopping center. I'd planned to go there anyway, so I went to the front desk and asked about the shopping center, and one of the bellmen drove me in a golf cart to the mall. Yay! I met up with Gail there, and she directed me to the swimsuit store. They didn't have exactly Richard's size, but I got two pairs, and figured one might fit. If not, well he should have packed better. And $85 poorer, I rushed back to the hotel and fortunately both pairs fit, yay! Then we were off to the beach for a group activity that was entirely too complicated even for a bunch of engineers. I managed to get a tiny bit of color through my SPF 85 sunscreen, and after the activity was over, we spent a couple of hours at the pool relaxing. Then it was off to dinner at the teppanyaki restaurant at the resort. This was not so good. Everything was slightly off, and just overcooked. But it was food and it was better than the lunch buffet by a longshot. Disappointing, but edible.
Friday was more bad food, so after a failed lunch, I went to the shopping center in search of the other weird thing I saw on the way in: Hard Rock Cafe. There is no Hard Rock Cafe in Seattle, home of Jimi Hendrix, and grunge, but there is a Hard Rock Cafe in Punta fuckin' Cana, DR. But, aside from that irony, I walked in, sat down and ordered. Tupelo chicken tenders and a side of twisted mac and cheese. And it came out... and it was real food! It wasn't bastardized food like items. It looked like food, and it tasted like real food! YAY! I enjoyed my meal, and then set off to do some shopping. After finding most things hideously overpriced, I finally scored some larimar jewelry. We agreed to $320 for the 8 small pieces together and they rang it up in pesos. I went off with my spoils, including a bunch of snacks from a farmacia that was not hideously overpriced like the hotel.
Friday night was toga party night! YAY! Pictures are forthcoming, but we did an awesome job. It was a little disappointing that not everyone dressed up, but I was quite proud of our efforts, and we got a lot of compliments :) Unfortunately, the resort managed to ruin the mood again with crappy food. At this point it was just ridiculous, and we had come to expect it. So, we called it an early night (togas are quite warm in the tropics).
Saturday the conference was over and most people were heading home... so we had a free day. I checked my credit card, and saw that the jerk from the jewelry store had charged me $427, not $320. So, I went back with Richard and Tom, and said we agreed to $320, I got charged $427, fix it. The guy tried to argue with me, but he was using some bogus exchange rate, and then Richard stepped in to correct his math and mistaken logic. So, the guy said pick out $100 of extra stuff. So I got a nice larimar bracelet, and we walked away from the standoff. I felt like an extortionist, but don't shit in my hand and tell me it's chocolate.
We also had lunch at the other restaurant in the shopping center... Tony Roma's. That was okay -- still miles better than the hotel food. We went back to the hotel since Tom was leaving that afternoon... we saw everyone off. Then we changed into our suits and went down to the beach and spent 2 glorious hours in the ocean. It was more therapeutic than I would have ever imagined. The warmth of the sun, the floating in the water, and the closeness and intimacy with Richard was incredibly special. It made everything worthwhile.
After that, we were tired, and did the crappy buffet again. Bad mexican food, yay! Then we turned in early mainly because there was no more internet in the room. Wheee.
Sunday we got up, did the crappy breakfast buffet, and bid adieu to Punta Cana. 14 hours later we were home here in Chicago... 60 degrees colder, but home and happy. There are lots more little stories, but I'll save those for some other time.