So, in my exploring canning supply places on the web, I came upon Emergency or Survival Kits. Now, while I theoretically have known in the areas we've lived, that a natural disaster could leave us without water or food for several days, I've always procrastinated about doing anything about it. When we lived in Cali, I still had a bit of innocence about the possiblity of Bad Things happening around me. This was pre-9/11, and most people really just didn't seem to care. I had a few jugs of water in the garage and a supply of canned goods in the pantry, so I was good to go.
We moved to Ashburn, VA in March of 2002, and for the most part, the threat of random, unforecast disasters was removed. Yes, we could have a crippling blizzard, or we could get hit by a hurricane, but you get days to prepare for those. Keep some toilet paper on hand, and run out to the store when you first hear the forecast and you'll be fine.
We moved here to Washington about a year ago, and we left behind the oppressive humidity of VA, as well as a whole host of undesirable weather elements. Humidity isn't much to speak of during the summer, nor are heat wave temperatures. Winters are a bit rainy and dreary, but every inch of rain could be a foot of snow somewhere else. But now, we're back in earthquake country. And then there's the volcano.
So, seeing the 72 hour survival kit made me think. Well, that's not entirely true. It made me want to just spend a small amount of money in one click and be done with the "preparation". I talked with Linda about it, and she sent me to the place she saw on CNN after Katrina hit, Nitro-Pak. I looked around, and while they did not have the handy dandy emergency kit packed in a portable potty unit, they did have the DELUXE EXECUTIVE 72 Hour survival kit. For a mere $149.99 you and three of your closest loved ones could survive for a whole 72 hours with this handy kit. I looked through the site, saw the gigantic reactionary avian flu survival kit (6 weeks of dehydrated meals, basically), and wondered if I was going a little nutty. So I slept on it and bought nothing.
In the morning, I talked to Rob, and said about how silly I was for almost buying this $150 survival kit the night before. He looked at the link and agreed I was crazy on two counts. First, that we didn't already have some sort of survival rations and supplies set aside given where we live, and second for thinking that dumpy kit was at all adequate. Rob was kind enough to go through the list of what was included in the kit, point out the failings of the kit itself, and gave me a list of things I should assemble myself.
And that's where I've been for about a week. I thought about things that we would need in an emergency, like things to take care of the animals. Yet, I was still looking a bit longingly at the Nitro-pak.com site. I saw their Mountain House freeze dried meals. Now, these I knew were overpriced -- I can get them from the sporting goods section at Fred Meyer. I was going to Fred's tonight in search of canning supplies, and because of the Seattle PI article the other week saying how much cheaper Fred Meyer is compared to QFC. I made a beeline over to sporting goods and found the Mountain House freeze dried line all 30% off this week. Bonus! I threw one of everything that was even remotely decent sounding into the cart. With the discount, I paid less than half the price that NitroPak wanted for the same stuff, and I didn't have to wait or pay for shipping.
After we got home, we tested the freeze dried waters with the Mountain House ice cream sandwich. The most remarkable thing about opening the sealed foil pouch was that pretty much a real ice cream sandwich popped out of the bag. It was still in it's white paper wrapper, though that was loose now. I opened it up and broke it in half and shared with Richard. Not bad at all. Certainly a lot better than I'd remembered the nasty "Astronaut Space Ice Cream" from the Smithsonian in the early 80s. But wait! Mountain House has the Neopolitan Space Ice Cream too. We opened that and, meh. About the same as the stuff in the early 80s. I'm convinced if they used a better quality ice cream to begin with, the end product wouldn't suck as bad.
Did we stop there? Yes. For a while at least. But the Chicken Polynesian was calling to me. Feeling a mixture of hunger and curiosity (I admit that it was 99% curiosity), I zipped open the pouch and looked inside. First of all, it smelled really good! It smelled the way sweet and sour chicken should smell. I removed the oxygen killer packet as directed and nuked 2 cups of water. Four anticipation-filled minutes later, the water was hot, and into the pouch it went! I stirred the contents a bit to make sure that there were no dry pockets, and zipped the bag up as directed. Now. The four minutes of water boiling was nothing compared to the 9 minutes I had to wait for the stuff to rehydrate. Finally, my freeze-dried potential lifeline was ready to eat.
I opened the pouch, which was still quite hot, and inside I saw... Sweet and Sour Chicken and Rice... Soup. I stirred it some more, but who cares if it's a little saucy? In a survival situation, I might not have that much water on hand, so might as well have it in the food. I dug in. And it was not bad. It did not suck. The chicken pieces were a tiny bit spongy, the rice had that Minute Rice texture, but all in all, it was a nice meal. And I'm sure in the absence of other options, it will make a damn fine meal.
Later this week, I'll head back to Fred Meyer and pick up a few more pouches while they're on sale.